I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed.
It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.
why do guys ask what color your bra is like what you gonna jack off to the color beige
senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time