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narcotic:

I hate when you sit in class and do absolutely nothing
like, I could do this shit in the comfort of my own bed. 

(via wonderland-s-angel)


shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via missdoyle)


proudly-pro-choice:

It’s unimaginable and disgusting that this happens to children that don’t even understand what’s happening to them.

-Allie

(Source: nixoninajar, via a-study-in-lobo)


daiuku:

why do guys ask what color your bra is like what you gonna jack off to the color beige

(via cassiesoldrecords)


punkbunnies:

senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”

(Source: ifeeltheglow, via im-lucifer)


unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

(via ew-whats-that)


Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid.

— Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books summed up in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)

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literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

(via searchingdory)


missing-rose:

i hope i look as good as aragorn when i’m 87

(Source: greatwhite-sharkbait, via theheirsofdurin)